Showing posts with label ENLIGHTENING THREADS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ENLIGHTENING THREADS. Show all posts

Tuesday, 5 January 2010

ENLIGHTENING THREADS - NEW!!!

I thought I'd start a segment called 'Enlightening Threads'...

Its AIM:
A mostly tongue in cheek, deeply sarcastic look at truly gifted bloggers/writers of gingerism. To stumble upon any number of sources that highlight some of the more highly enlightening threads of those bloggers that voice anti-redhead prejudice that makes this country (Australia) and other countries great.


ENLIGHTENING THREAD No. 42:













Above: Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd & Deputy-Prime Minister, Julia Gillard
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Image From: www.smh.com.au

NOTES: Kevin Rudd is the Australian Prime Minister. The redhead the 'enlightened ones' refer to is Julia Gillard, Deputy-Prime Minister and Federal Minister For Education.

Kevins Rudd Voice?

Murphlives » Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:52 pm

Please!...make it stop!

random-blankness » Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:48 pm
Ooh fair shake o' the sauce bottle there mate.

Murphlives » Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:29 pm

It's just so...whiny and annoying!

He sounds like he is reading off a piece of paper and talks down to us like we are school children.

Why do we keep getting nerdy prime ministers?l.....Whats's next?

A fucking female prime minister

...

boob » Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:45 pm

There is no way in hell I'm having a filthy ranga as a prime minister.

PlaceboFan » Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:26 pm

She's actually a natural blonde.

...


Timor_
» Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:13 pm
So she went from blonde to red by choice? That's even worse.

boob » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:27 pm

i bet she's one of those idiots that claim to be 'strawberry blonde'

RANGA IS RANGA.

fuxxache.

ps - whats the dealio with rangas dying their hair black? its not half obvious from their invisible eyelashes and eyebrows that they arent naturally raven-haired.

random-blankness » Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:21 am

Hey i used to die my hair firetruck red. I look banging with red hair...it's only jelousy because you guys cant handle the gingery power.

Here ends the first of many enlightening threads.

All but 'random-blackness' are clearly enlightened beings, worthy of our respect.

GO!!! 'random-blackness'!!!
...someones gotta help them keep their hands of their o' sauce bottle's there mate!

Final Thought For Thread No. 42:
Will Julia Gillard play the 'ginger' card and will she ever be Prime Minister?
Well, you could argue that technically she already has been to date... as the 'Acting-Prime Minister' while Rudds away.

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ENLIGHTENED THREAD No. 43:















Above: Garrett as the front man for Australian rock group 'Midnight Oil'.

Image From: http://threesecondsofdeadair.wordpress.com

NOTES: Peter Garrett is the former front man of 'Midnight Oil' and the current Federal Environment Minister.

REDHEAD WONDERLAND

According to long-suppressed video evidence, Peter Garrett is some kind of ginger mutant. Check that buzz-cut bloodnut! Peter commenced total hair removal soon afterwards, for obvious reasons (although possibly the redness is due to lighting; we need hair-colour confirmation from Garrett’s office).

Note also, around the 2:49 mark, that Labor’s future environment minister appears to briefly consider an air-guitar solo - before reverting to an early form of his trademark “dancing”, which at this stage (1977) resembled a cross between an awkwardly tall girl’s skip-rope attempts and someone playing table tennis with both hands.

Posted by Tim B. on 03/19/2007 at 12:31 PM

Here ends the second enlightening thread.

So there you go... Not just! Peter Garrett the highly successful singer/songwriter or Australian Federal MP, but also the the possible 'ginger mutant' and 'buzz-cut blood nut'.

Final Thought For Thread No. 43.

Its interesting how the gingerism really stops after a person leaves high school.

Below: Garrett as Federal Minister For Environment
Image From: www.theage.com.au