As my physical health is beginning to fail the thought occured as to what new 'ginger' nickname the majority might find for me now. 'Ginger Crip' & 'Ginger Spaz' spring to mind. I've got a fold-out bed on the floor and if they saw me try to get to my feet I'm sure 'Ginger Slug' would be an odds on favourite though 'Ginger Gimp' is running a close second - if we presume that gimps can run.
The fact is that they will as always call me something 'ginger' lest I forget I'm only 'ginger' so I thought maybe some of you could beat them at their own game and think of a new 'ginger' putdown for me.
The only rule is that the insult must contain 'Ginger' that is the majorities obligatory rule which we must follow to the letter, or they will accuse us of not 'playing the game' and because its contains the word 'ginger' it will be as hilarious as any other 'F*cking ginger c*nt', 'ginger minge' insult. Ha! Ha! Ha!
I offer a prize of a measly £1o for the best suggestion. At this moment I'm not sure how I will get it to you but if you're if interested take a shot. It should be easy Redheads are a small but highly visible target - you can't miss. I'm sure a putdown chosen by a 'ginger people' can be as hilarious & insulting as anything bland bollox can come up with.